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Disclaimer which actually claims something: The characters in this post exist only in this freak’s think tank if you find them in any water tank or temple tank or your Fishville tank or another place for that matter would like to meet them 
“Your time is up; my time is now now; U can’t see me; my time is now” (alarm rings)
My world was awake but i was half asleep. I asked with my mouth which smelled closely to a concoction of rotten egg and onion, still dreaming about my job “ One coffee assistant”. “The guts you have, Keshu your time is really up and John Cena ain’t going to save you” As I heard my mom sound the warning bell I rushed to the bathroom; downloaded everything I uploaded last night (you must know what i mean) and rendered the bacteria homeless by showering my body.
“keshu eat something. It won’t be nice if the interviewer sees you holding the stomach. Eat this pongal”
“I should get there to do that and the interviewer wouldn't like me, if he caught me napping after eating your heavy pongal. Later, bye”
“One, Three, Six”.. I was literally jumping down those staircases, and just as I was about to leap to the final few steps i realized I forgot something which starts with a C . Dirty guys, not that he forgot his certificates and asked my mom to drop them down.
You see climbing the stairs is a really tedious job when dont have an elevator carrying you so the technique used here is “U drop, I’ll catch”.
Is it a rocket, train or bullet, no its is the dumb head me. Everyone was looking why this guy who is dressed to kill is running on the road to kill himself and drew the attention of a few street dogs, which profusely barked at me. I was waiting for like 20-25 minutes, no sign of the bus yet.
Here comes the savior with a condition that you have to foot board in that Bus. I was riding on the foot board of the bus. Precariously balanced, i asked for the ticket to the conductor. When things go wrong they really go wrong. A car went by and splashed muddy water all over my pants. After seeing car go past a safe distance to makes sure he doesn't have any chance in the world to hear abuses and hurled abuses
Is someone knocking on my head? No, it is the rain. Mr..Einstein in action, I was trying to wash away the mud through rain aka God’s spit. I wetted my pants which might create a doubt whether i pissed in my pants.
After half an hour of struggle in the crowded bus I reached the place. But I wasn’t all that impressed by the way i was looking. You dip white pants in mud and then in water and rinse it. That was the colour of my pants.
I found the corner of the waiting hall and was sitting there. A guy who was sitting next to me asked “Quick tell me all the accounting principles”. I smiled and said “You chose the wrong guy, ask some other guy”. Everyone who entered the interview room came out like the withered crops in Farmville. I was wondering why? It was my turn i entered the room. There was a Superhero and two side kicks
A guy in the panel who looked like a side kick asked “Why are your pants unique? I have never seen this colour before”
“Sir that is to prove, I am unique” thank God i had a good reason
Another side kick replied “Let us see that Mr…….. keshav”. The superhero asked me my certificates and was having a hard look at it. Then the sidekicks were starting to ask me a series of unwanted questions.
“When was Obama born? What is Usain bolts world record time? Who invented the computer and when was it invented?”
“Sir I know all the answers but i refuse to tell”
The superhero asked “Why?”
“Sir, my problem is that I have applied for the position of an Accounting staff. Why do you expect your accounting staff to know about Obama’s birthday and Usain Bolt record? I will answer that if you give me a much higher position and if you send me to Inter-company quiz competition”
“Ok fair enough “said the super hero. The funny thing is that I didn't know the answer to any of those questions and I managed it. Just when i relaxed the Super hero took over from his sidekick and asked me to explain the accounting principles. I wanted to hug the guy who was discussing the answer with someone. I went ahead explaining everything.
The superhero seemed contend with my answer and asked me the real reason why my pants were so jaded.
“Sir, it is raining outside, Chennai is famous for pot holes and mini lakes on the road and to add to it we have good drivers who give us a wash for free in that water. To be honest I was late, no more excuses”
In that process I gave all the excuses I could and bluffed i had no excuses for being late and untidy. That is a neat trick to have, isn’t it?. Super hero gave a mean look and said i may go. I walked out confidently unlike others that I ensured I would be booted out for my gimmicks.
"Shucks keshu, looks like the Boss is straight on to your cabin, QUICK, QUICK, shut it down!"
“Wtf? OMG" Tut,Tut
“G.. Goo.. Good morning sir” (That was me smiling sheepishly)
“Oh! Good Morning keshav. Carry on,Son." "By the way keshav, I want that report done by today”. (Boss walks away)
“Close Shave, keshu. Think he wants you to get the post done by today,, he he”
“Guess, he had no clue as to what i was upto”
“Now where did i leave THE BLOG POST at ?”
.....I would be booted out for my gimmicks.
"He he!!" I let out a wry smile, I had got the Job after all.
THIS IS JUST A SHORT STORY PLEASE DONT CONGRATULATE ME FOR GETTING THE JOB.
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Come on face it the guys he has scored just a fifty that to against a Pakistan side which hasn’t played test cricket for a while and he didn’t pick a lot of wickuts as he claims.
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If you take a glimpse at the sky, there would be snow white gorgeous looking things floating different shapes in the sea of blue. They look marvelous, dont they? Affirmative they sure do. Then there are clouds which are black rather grey. They dont look quite as pretty, do they? Relatively you can say yes they aren’t as pleasing as their fairer counterparts. But one thing that makes them invaluable is they are the ones which bring us the lifeline which makes the world go round, the rain.
The Dead Sea as the name suggests is really place where no life forms exists apart from a few bacteria. You know why? I’ll tell you. You see the waters get into the Dead Sea but they dont flow out. This makes it almost 10 times saltier than the ocean. The density of the water is so high it makes you float. It takes all the water from the rivers, one of them is the Jordan River which has one of the least salinity and gives none. Dont be like that is was what i learnt from nature.
